The Master of Procrastination

I think I have officially mastered the art of procrastination. Of course it's easy these days with so many things one can do on the computer and with so much entertainment out there to distract us from our daily chores and lives. It's now been an hour since I have risen from my slumber and I still have yet to do anything more productive than putting in my contact and sitting at this computer. I have this movie that is due back today and I have yet to watch it. Should I:

a) Just return it

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b) Keep it an extra day and pay the late fee

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c) Try to watch it tonight after work and then return it

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d)Watch it now, return it and then go in late to work

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e) Spend more time contemplating what I should do, get frustrated, decide I should sleep on it, take a nap only to wake to the brilliant idea that I should just copy the damn thing, run to the store to get a Burner, stop at Starbucks on the way, on the way back stop at Lucky Dogs, eat lunch, install the Burner,write a few emails, rub one off while I look at pics of girls in showers, copy the movie and call Chris(my biz partner) to say I might be a few minutes more because I have to stop along the way to work to bring back the movie.

I'm really leaning towards "e" right now.